Poetry: Who Is Your Daddy & What Does He Do? By G.R. Tomaini

Who Is Your Daddy & What Does He Do ?

 

 

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Who Is Your Daddy & What Does He Do ?

I ’ ll Tell You Everything That You Need To Know . . .

So Buckle - Up Kiddos  ,  Cause Here We Go :

 

Who Is Your Daddy ?

 

Daddy Is a Connoisseur of Dutch Hookers . . .

Daddy Is a Vacuum For Snorting Lots of Blow . . .

Daddy Is a Baller Who Out Pimps The Pimps . . .

Daddy Is a Hu$tler Who Turns Gullible Tricks . . .

Daddy Is Not Above Sucking Magnificent Cock . . .

Daddy Is a Day-Drinker and Night-Drinker ,  Too . . .

Daddy Is a $layer Who Spots Dick For His Cougars . . .

 

& What Does He Do ?

 

Daddy Does Not Give A Damn  ,  Firstly . . .

Daddy Does Whatever Or Whomever He Pleases . . .

Daddy Does Not Forget To Bring His Addy Caddy . . .

Daddy Does Not Realize How Badass He Really Is . . . LOLJK

Daddy Does $lang Dope In His Cadillac Escalade . . .

Daddy Does Heroin To Muffle Out His Haters . . .

Daddy Does You a Favor By Fucking Your Bitch . . .

 

Who Is Your Daddy & What Does He Do ?

I Told You Everything That You Need To Know . . .

Daddy , Daddy , You Bastard — I ‘ m You . . .

G.R. Tomaini is a First-Generation LGBTQ Federal McNair Scholar and author of ten books who recently graduated from Union Theological Seminary in Manhattan; thus far, seven works of his have been published across six volumes. He has written seven books of Poetry and one Philosophical Encyclopedia that functions as a Critique of the Western Philosophical Canon. His Encyclopedia of American Idealism: Toward a Novel Method and System of Philosophy arguably contains within its pages the United States's first Philosophical System ever written on the continent, in the style of the Western Tradition. Additionally, his Master's Thesis, the Tractatus Perfectio-Philosophicus: Or, Discourses On The Dharma of Civilization And Its Odyssey Toward International Harmony is forthcoming from Manticore Press in Australia; his fifth book of poetry, The Psalms of Babylon: Or, 112 Flowers Of Malaise was published by Indigo Dragon Press in Australia.